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Pickle Impossible by Eli Stutz5/29/2023 ![]() ![]() And send them the link to this site, and have them follow me on twitter and facebook and pass on the word in school that Aurore is nearly here! So please pretty please please tell all your friends about it and you will be doing them a grand big favor. PICKLE IMPOSSIBLE is going to be the most incredible novel you will ever have read in you life! I am not exaggerating. If you are between 9 – 13 then listen up carefully. I know it sounds a bit crude or rude, but that’s the only way that I’ll be able to fulfill my dream of becoming a movie star. My ghost writer, Eli Stutz, who I am eternally grateful to for helping me write my book, which BTW is the greatest adventure of ALL TIME, has not the foggiest clue how to market my book (only 26 followers on twitter, tsk tsk), and therefore, I have decided to take over the marketing efforts BY MY SELF.įOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME BE MY FRIEND LINK TO ME LINK TO ME READ MY BLOG EVERY HOUR and then when it comes out, TAKE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS DOWN TO THE BOOK STORE AND BUY TONS OF PICKLE IMPOSSIBLE!!! ![]() ![]() I’m the main character in the TRUE story of PICKLE IMPOSSIBLE. ![]()
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